popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

(via ponchofromawoodenindian)

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via thatpsychowriter)

reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”

(via ponchofromawoodenindian)

(via h0lyghost)

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

(via duckgirl5450)

nitefrost83:

me trying not to swear..

(via duckgirl5450)

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

(via duckgirl5450)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via castieltherebel)

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