piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via henriettaandmyrtle)

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

(via satanslittlesnark)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via satanslittlesnark)

(via climatiq)

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

(via peterjoback)

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

(via heydiddlehiddleston)

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

(via cutsluts)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(via voldemortneedsahug)

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